Not me Monday second installment

Well I didn't have a house full of people this weekend for an early Christmas. I did not eat more than I should of, nearly putting me into a food induced coma. I didn't yell at my kids for messing up the house before the guests arrived. I did not over indulge on wine Saturday night at the company Christmas party. I most certainly did not swell up like a balloon because of said overindulgence. And you know I most certainly would never insult my mother in law for being late again and leaving early to the family get together.
And I would never leave opening my presents till last because I know they are clothes, and after said weekend I don't want to look at clothes that probably won't fit. I didn't cry when said beautiful clothes were indeed beautiful, and shrugged off trying them on because I did not call myself fat.
My daughter will forgive me for not yelling at her when I got frustrated because she is on crutches and can't clean up after herself. I didn't shrug off my sons swollen finger and just taped the broken finger next to another finger because the doctor wouldn't do anything about it anyway.
And finally I am most certainly not just sitting here in my living room on a sub zero degree day, with a long list of to do's and dreaming of crawling back into bed. That is certainly NOT ME!!!